Mc Lars Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock Lyrics

Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock Lyrics

(Lars) 

Go! 

Books about Evanescence 

(are not punk rock) 

Guns 'n' Roses watches 

(are not punk rock) 

Hello Kitty iPod
cases 

(are not punk rock) 

Rob Zombie lunchboxes 

(are not
punk rock) 

Slipknot binder paper 

(is not punk rock) 

Tinker
Bell pillowcases 

(are not punk rock) 

Led Zeppelin air fresheners


(are not punk rock) 

Tupac incense burners 

(are not punk
rock) 



[CHORUS]

Hot Topic is not punk rock! 

Hot Topic
is not punk rock! 

Hot Topic is not punk rock! 

Hot Topic is not
punk rock! 



Misfits candle tins 

(are not punk rock) 

ICP throw blankets 

(are not punk rock) 

Beaded Elvis curtains


(are not punk rock) 

Talking Lamb Chop plush dolls 

(are not
punk rock) 

AC/DC hair clips 

(are not punk rock) 

SpongeBob
wristbands 

(are not punk rock) 

Sex Pistols boxer shorts 

(are not punk rock) 

The Dischord back catalogue? 

Okay, maybe
that's punk rock: but! 



[REPEAT CHORUS]

Hot Topic uses
contrived identification with youth sub-cultures 

to manufacture an
antiauthoritarian identity and 

make millions. That $8 you paid for the
Mudvayne poster 

would be better spent used for seeing your brother's


friend's band. DIY ethics are punk rock! Starting your 

own label
is punk rock! GG Allin was punk rock! But when 

a crass corporate vulture
feeds on mass consumer 

culture, then spending Mommy's money is not punk
rock!