Mc Chris I Want Candy Lyrics

I Want Candy Lyrics

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy

Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet hot Sandy

Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy

I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy

I want candy



Put it in a pop

Split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line

Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind

Talkin' licorice kisses, talkin' chocolate-dowsed smiles

I want candy: I got a sugar tooth

Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots

Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops

Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose



Backup:

Candy... 

Candy...



I need candy, bubblegum and taffy

Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty

Do it 'til your dad sees, embarrass your whole family

Just because you came between a kid and his candy



I need candy, any kind'll do

Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved

It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze

A hyperactive juice that only I can produce, that fuels a giant drill



That bores straight into hell

Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell

So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated

And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created



I need candy, want some candy, eat candy 'til I'm dead

I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy-head

Where you keepin' all the candy? Who made you candy king?

If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing



Backup: 

Candy in the mornin', candy on the way to school

Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon

Candy at school, on the way home from school

Candy at dinner, at dinner, and then…



Mess up the mix

Mix up the mess

Come on down, yo

Here's the address:

Said 612 Wharf Avenue

Right next to the gentlemen's club