Katrina Lyrics

Katrina lyrics

I was the kind of kid back in school
Who wore a members only jacket, thought he was kool
That’s when I met katrina, she was best friends with seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah I thought she was special
I saw her in the hall about quarter til three
I said I’ll take you in my nova, to the tasty freeze
She said I know all about you, more than I should
I know all about the dirty mags you keep in the woods

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So tell me how I’m supposed to be when I’ve been stalked by a lesbian
I can’t sleep a wink, and I’m married to the ephedrine
How am I supposed to sleep when I’ve been stalked by a lesbian now

Now don’t take it light, it might seem funny to you
Yesterday my science project, was covered in glue
So I asked that guy seshel, was it something I said
He said quit being so f**kin’ paranoid, it’s all in your head
The way she’s looking at me, I think she wants me to be,
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
Oh God she’s walking this way, oh	god what should I say,
I hope and pray that one day she’ll be straight

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So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and there’s
this girl and she walks up to me and she’s beautiful and she says ’hey,
I’m katrina, dude, remember me? ’ and I freaked
D ’oh my God I thought you looked familiar’ about this time this 400
f**king pound woman walks up with katrina’s face tattooed on the side of her
neck, she comes waddling and says ’don’t f**k wi
Girl’ I looked at jabba straight in the f**king eye and say ’don’t worry
every time I picture katrina’s face it’s gonna be on the side of your
gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck’ she says ’are y
Upid? ’ I say ’no I’m just sober!’**

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And she beat the sh*t out of him