Freddy Morris Monologue Lyrics

Freddy Morris Monologue lyrics

Ok, wanna settle down over there?

Hold the music there, hold it...

I've been asked by the Transfers to come out here and talk to you

I'm
the raging Freddy Morris, I've been around a long time.

What's so
funny?

I want to introduce you to a man

Who is a giant among giants
in the business

When I say that, I mean he knows them all

I mean
Frankie and Sammy, Tony and Lena,

Liberace, you know - the biggies...

I want you to make him feel really at home here

We're talking, we're
talking about the king of dada

We are talking about the hippest talker in
America

He's come a long way, I want you to make him feel really at home
here,

He cost big bucks - let's hear it for him

L Dorado Kaddy, ok,
here he is now....