The Unknown Stuntman Lyrics

The Unknown Stuntman lyrics

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell

 But I've been seen with Farrah

 I've never been seen with anything than a nine

 So fine

 

 I've been on fire with Sally Field

 Gone fast with a girl named Bo

 But somehow they did not end up as mine

 

 It's a death defyin' life I lead

 I take my chances

 I die for a living in the movies and TV

 But hardest thing I ever do

 Is watch my leading ladies

 Kiss some other guy

 While I'm bandagin' my knee

 

 I might fall from a tall building

 I might roll a brand new car

 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

 That makes Redford such a star

 

 I've never spent much time in school

 But I've taught ladies plenty

 It's true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey)

 

 I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs

 Blown up for Raquel Welch

 But when I wind up in the hay,

 It's only hay (hey, hey)

 

 I might jump an open drawbridge

 Or Tarzan from a vine

 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman

 That makes Eastwood look so fine