Fakin The Funk Lyrics

Fakin The Funk lyrics

[Large Professor]
Now I've never been one to knock the next man for getting
his
You know what I'm saying? (Right right)
And I do realize that now hip
hop is a form of showbiz. (Uh huh)
But this has always been something with
which you have to be true
So in the year on 1992...(this is how we
do!)

[Large Professor]
At the age of 19 heard the scene
A lot of
M.C.'s that do not come clean
Fronting on dealing hard times in
rhymes
You see him in the streets and you see no signs
Of the hell, and
they get on stage and tell
Some cornball war story, ring the bell
(word)
You're fakin the funk
Talking that extra hard junk, you're
probably a punk
And Imma let you know, that this way
You just don't cut
with the artificial flow

[K-Cut]
Knee digs out a great backs a
next
When fakes try to front, they get smoked like blunts
My rhymes
penetrate like skunk
Ayo word up, I think you're fakin the
funk

[Large Professor]
You're fakin the funk! (You're fakin the
funk)

Chorus:
Yo! You're fakin the funk! (You're fakin the funk)
(Repeat 6x)

[Large Professor]
You do a song about a current
event
Get on television and seem hesitant to represent
And that's what we
call fraud
You can't kick the streets with a look I sold out a board
(word)
And everywhere has streets
That's not trying to hear the same wack
rhymes over the same stink beats
Cause times are real, and I can't
feel
Putting...down on the reel to reel

[K-Cut]
Now Imma let you
know
With those weak style of raps, it's time to go
I eject rejects that
step
I'm a vet ready to snap your neck
I shine and rhyme at the same
time
The mastermind of the sport called the rhyme
Now it's my time to
dump chumps that front
(Ayo Professor what's up?)

[Large
Professor]
You're fakin the funk

Chorus (1/2)

[Large
Professor]
The era of the wack M.C.
Is getting shut down when the Main
Source stomps through your town
Cause we don't play the role of a
clown
And keep things jumping with the real rap sound

So to all the
people stealing beats (You're fakin the funk)
To the crossover rapper with
the pleats (You're fakin the funk)
To all the chumps that's claiming the
streets (You're fakin the funk)
Fronting incredible feats (You're fakin the
funk)
To the girl acting like a prostitute (You're fakin the
funk)
Wearing that hooker type suit (You're fakin the funk)
To the rapper
with the big space suit (You're fakin the funk)
To the artist that doesn't
pay dues (You're fakin the funk)

[K-Cut]
Caue, exotic and then you're
torn with the hyper tone
I can't be blown because my rhymes are hard like
stone
So prepare for the scare, because I'm you're worst nightmare,
punk
Cause you're fakin the...

Chorus