Inanity Over Christmas Lyrics

Inanity Over Christmas lyrics

Inanity Over Christmas



Hello, everyone out there. This is Carl and the rest of Madness

We'd just like to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer

Please remember to keep a smile on your face till the New Year



Hello, this is Woody. And we've got a little song for you. Merry Christmas

1, 2, 3, 4



Hiya, Merry Christmas everyone, Mark here. I'm going to play a bit of bass for
you now



Hello, this is Chris, Happy Christmas



Hi, Lee Kix here, filling your stocking

I play sax

But also, I sing at the same time

Baffling, eh?



Well, it's jingling bells, it's Christmas time

Santa fetches his sack

Snowdrop glitter falls from the skies

To settle upon each and everyone's back



Chimney sweeps take to the streets

In the ongoing situation

Pages freeze upon your pension book

And up flies the flag of inflation



And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back



Stop off at the Rock of Gibraltar

Tea under the {indecipherable of Malta

Wrap up warmer in Warsaw

Cruise over the flats of Alaska



And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back



I hope you've enjoyed this song so far. This is Suggs, and now I am going to
take it away

OK, lads, let's close it together



And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back



OK, quiet everybody. This should go on here

Er, help me with those baggy {indecipherable, there



Oooh

Oooh



"You'll never take me alive, copper"

"Look, reindeer, don't be silly, just come on down"

"I'm going to get that conny to ma"

"Don't waste anymore, sit down this is holding the pace up"

"Shove it, copper, I stick a grapefruit in your face"

"You what? You're out of a bloody job now come on down again"

"Nothing's going to stop us singing, copper, even if I have got to come
down and tell you myself, and stick it in your face"

"I'm going to send in the troops if you don't come down""

"We're going to keep singing in every home in the nation"

"Do whatever you want to do. What? That's it!

"You stupid flatfoot, you'll never take me alive. I'm on top of the world,
boy"



Up above the chimney stack, by the chimney



{indecipherable, Chris, quieten down over there, will you, I'm trying to get a
message across, you know

I'm going to change the world overnight, yeah



Thank you



Thank you