My Fondest Childhood Memories Lyrics

My Fondest Childhood Memories lyrics



When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter, she had a pet

Kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice

Cream every time I screamed and hollered and I loved her till I 

Caught her sexing my father.



She gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so

I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't

A friend, so I killed her.



When I was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding

And no one knew why. Within no time at all he got

Rid of the water and I was grateful till I caught him plunging

My mother.



He gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so

I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't

A friend so I killed him, she gonna hurt your daddy never again,

She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy 

Never again she wasn't a friend, so I killed her.



And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad

About it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just

A kid, so they let me go despite the murders that I did - all

Grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily

Married thanks to me.



These are my fondest childhood memories