Machine Gun Fellatio My Ex-girlfriend`s Boyfriend Lyrics

My Ex-girlfriend`s Boyfriend Lyrics

This is a song I wrote by mistake

Which is nice



My
ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band

He writes love songs about her,
and from what I understand

He's the expert now at takin' off her
clothes

He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those



My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band



My
ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band

Writes love songs about her even I
can understand

And he's got a certain something, I suppose

His new
song's on the radio, and this is how it goes

(this is him singing):



I don't want to live in this world anymore

I don't want to live
in this world anymore

(He doesn't want to live in this world anymore)

Where will I find true love?

(Where will he find true love?)



My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand

A summer's day two years ago, when I
was still her man

I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes

And that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goes



But
I've been working on my keyboards (yeah, right)

Practising guitar

And taking lots of bass lessons to expand my repertoire

And my new
girlfriend, my new girlfriend,

My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,

My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,

My new girlfriend, my new
girlfriend,

My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,

My new
girlfriend, my new girlfriend,

My new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band