Ludo Girls On Trampolines Lyrics

Girls On Trampolines Lyrics

They page Party Guy, he pages them back with the number where’s at, they let
the phone ring 

‘Til Party Guy picks it up and says, “Behind Burger King�

Should they make another run? Their fake says they’re 21, they’re not sure
they got enough, should they go buy more stuff?

He says, “Forget about the stuff, they’ve got more than enough, they
thought of everything,� he says,



CHORUS

“They’ve got more beer than he’s ever seen

And they’ve got girls on trampolines

They tapped ten kegs since9:15

And they’ve got girls on trampolines�



Quoth the Party Guy, he doesn’t ever lie, it sounds like their scene, but
they don’t have a ride

So they call Ride Guy who comes by and with a sigh he lets them in his ride
(Okay!)

And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive when he asks about the
stuff and about the thing

But Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy and tells Ride Guy that Party Guy said it’s
party-time behind Burger King, he says,



REPEAT CHORUS



But Nice Guy’s talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green and he pukes on
Jon Fee and Ride Guy’s ride hits a tree

Which causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of Officer One, Officer Two
and Officer Three

And Officer One says, “Looky here, son, I hate speeding MIP’s who have
seeds and hit trees,�

One and two wanted to beat ‘em and kill ‘em and eat ‘em, but they
deferred to Officer Three who said,



“I hear there’s a shindig behind Burger King

And I hear there’s girls on trampolines

The tree looks fine and the driver’s clean

Just give them girls on trampolines�

God bless the wisdom of Officer Three

Just give them girls on trampolines!