Hip Hop Quotables Lyrics

Hip Hop Quotables lyrics

[Ludacris]

High my name's Ludacris and im high as girrafes (yeah)
And
im close to the edge so your parents can come push me
I curse somuch just to
get on they nerves
I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the birbs
My
filthy mouf it wont fight cavities or beat plaque
So i shot the tooth fairy
(aahhh) and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size
of a crater
And make Government officials breath harder than Dark
Vader
Its the chicken & the beer that make Luda keep rappin
But no pork
on my fork i dont even speak pig Latin
I go fishen on my lake wit some
bitches to bake
Plus i eat many MC's but i dont gain no weight
The number
1 cheif rocker clean out your rap lockers
Im as stiff as a board your more
shook than maracas
But my tricks aint for kids if you dig em' you'll get
smaked
I'll clap yah, i'll spring forward you far back (whoo)
Every album
that i drop has got more than ten bangers (yeah)
Thats cause im a shot caller
ya'll fools are crank yankers (bells)
Aint a damn thing changed but the ice
on my chain
I get chicks from Portland Oregan to Portland Mayne
Now i
role up torpedoes, get blunted wit rastas
For a hefty fee im on your record
like Bob Castas (yeah)
I own somany jerseys, im a throw-back mess
I hit
the cleaners an tell em' "i want a full court press" (owe)
So mama toast yah
glass while im countin my cash
Cause every single is a smash, im hot as a
camals ass (ha)
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost
And
that they last about as long as my part in The Wash
From your car to crack no
one roles witchu
One of MiniMe's shoes got more soul than you (ok)
So by
the time you figur out why your record aint spinnin
Im in the strip club
smokin, wit Presedent Clinton (cough cough cough)
So stay of the long
side-burns and gold teeth (teeth)
They make the mold of the penis and larger
off me (me)
I'll be in another when i hit from the back (back)
Not to
mention my refridgerators taller than Shaq (yeah)
So yippie ka ye yippie ya
ya yo (yo), if you cant swim dont smoke my hydro (dro)
I've been lookin for
a woman just to put my stamp on
But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than
tampons (whoo)
So wash all you sins away and stop playin (yeah)
If God's
line is busy you might have to two way him (uh hmm)
And catch me in your
back yard playin crokay
And im drunk im tellin kids "drugs are bad
umm-kay"
Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko
Got seven
cars get on my rims at chrome depo
And people think im bad they say "ooh
he's so evil"
Cause i go on blind dates with actual blind people
(owe)
But my albums out the store, yours be on the shelf (uh hmm)
I heard
you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself
Cause these women want a man to
stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home
All
that shit that ya'll talkin ya'll can pop it to them
Cause Ludacris will
beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I'll put so deep in your ass that you
can smell it
And your breath'll turn to Footlocker water repelant
Im the
man i got money far as the eyes can see
And im in a group i split do wit me
me and me
Somuch money in my jury that im damn near sorry
So ima trade my
earings in, and get a Ferrari (whoo)
I buy cars wit straight cash, have
meetins wit Donald Trump
Yall meet wit Honda, no payments for 12 months (uh
huh)
Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad
Ya'll put up wit
more shit than a colostomy bag
ha ha ha