Lowest Of The Low Night Of The Living Assholes Lyrics

Night Of The Living Assholes Lyrics

A haze is in bloom 

Alone in my room 

And the only relief is that you're not here too 

The moon is on fire 

The night of the living assholes 

A truth has been born, it's tattered and torn 

Think it over... 



Brendan's afraid 

That Sheila got laid 

She crashed and she burned all the plans that he'd made 

Now he's tossin' 'em down like some suicidal clown 

And I'm fuckin' bored 

Of being a lifeguard 

So, kick it over... 



Is that a foot in your mouth? 

Or are you just glad to see me? 

Yeah, I've been waiting all night 

For someone to come and bore me 

What part of the word no 

Do you have trouble understanding? 

Oh, baby, baby, I gotta go 



My lights are flashing, my ship is sailing 

I think my train is derailing 



Sometimes I feel like a clown 

Sometimes I feel like a saviour 

I guess that don't justify my anti-social behaviour 

But there's a wire in my head 

A white lightning solution 

Forget the books that I've read 

I'll kick your teeth in, you beat my head in 

Wait for the wisdom to set in 



It's such a gas 

Slumming with the working class 

For painters and sisters 

Let's wind him up and see if he cracks 

The street's full of glass 

The night of the living assholes 

Don't waste your energy on me 

You fuckin' phony p.b. 

Or I'll kick it over...