Lorrie Morgan Do You Still Wanna Buy Me That Drink (frank) Lyrics

Do You Still Wanna Buy Me That Drink (frank) Lyrics

Sir, I do appreciate the offer

I don't believe I caught your name

I don't get to get out very often

It's hard to find the time to get away



I think it's only fair you hear my story

Before you spend three-fifty on that beer

I got two little kids that call me Momma

My fifteen-year-old thinks that I'm a witch



Between soccer practice and ballet

Eminem an' Dr Dre

Romance is the last thing on my list

So, Frank, was it? Tell me what you think

Do you still want to buy me that drink?



Frank, tell me, how d'you feel

About teenage girls bein' on the pill?

An' do you mind Friday nights at home?

'Cause, Frankie, I've been here before



Married twice an' twice divorced

An' alimony sure don't pay the bills

Now that's an awful lot of information

But I don't have the time to mess around



'Cause I got two little kids that call me Momma

An' my fifteen year old wants to pierce his lip

Between algebra an' spellin' bees

An' anythin' to keep the peace

Romance is the last thing on my list



So, Frank, honey, tell me what you think

Do you still want to buy me that drink?



I got two little kids that call me Momma

An' my fifteen-year-old's really a good kid

I really wouldn't blame you none

If you got the urge to up an' run



Is bein' 'Daddy' even on your list?

So, Frank, darlin', tell me what you think

Do you still want to buy me?

I'll have a Miller Lite, please

If you still want to buy me that drink



Frank, c'mon back Frank

You look a little pale, Frank

It was just a joke