Lonestar Paradise Knife And Gun Club Lyrics

Paradise Knife And Gun Club Lyrics

(Chick Rains)

Joe Bob was rough as a cob
And prone to blow his
stack
Kenny Dean was in a suicide scene
Sneaking behind Joe's
back
Sneaking around with Joe's girl, June
She liked the boys in the
band
And when they all got together on Saturday night
It was easy to
understand why

They called it Saturday night at the paradise knife and
gun club
And there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the
Blackjacks
It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
If
you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Now the
only other place was a man named Jack
And he wouldn't take talking
back
He was married to a woman named May
She took up the slack
Well he
knocked you out and she'd drag you out
And leave you in the parking
lot
And when you wake up in the morning with a busted head
You're just
happy that was all you got

On Saturday night at the paradise knife and
gun club
And there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the
Blackjacks
It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
If
you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Well the
night Joe Bob found out
That Kenny Dean was sneaking around with June
He
caught Bobby Lee and the band
In the middle of an old Hank Williams
tune
Bobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heart
And that was just the spark
it took
And when the fighting got started
Everybody took part and that
whole damn building shook

Until the sheriff came out and stopped the
bout
Hauled everybody to jail
When the judge saw the blood and the chewed
up ears
He turned a whiter shade of pale
He said, good God ya'll
What's
happened here, somebody start a WWIII
Well Kenny Dean just grinned the best
he could
Said your Honor it seems to me

Like it was just another
Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
And there's drinking and
dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks
It was Saturday night
at the paradise knife and gun club
If you was looking for some trouble you
could find it I guarantee

On Saturday night at the paradise knife and
gun club
And there's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the
Blackjacks
It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
If
you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

On
Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club
And there's drinking and
dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks
It was Saturday night
at the paradise knife and gun club
If you was looking for some trouble you
could find it I guarantee

Lord, if you was looking for some trouble you
could find it I guarantee