No News Lyrics

No News lyrics

She said, "It's just a woman thing,"
And pulled out of the drive
I said
not to worry
I'm and understanding guy
I heard that when you love
someone
You gotta let them go
She hollered, "When I find myself
You'll
be the first to know."
Ooo-hooo no news

I've learned to do the
laundry
Feed the cat and clean the house
I promised to be
patient
While she worked her problems out
When she packed her bags
Her
destination was unclear
But I sensed that her intentions
Were honest and
sincere
Ooo-hooo no news

(Chorus)
She could telephone, tell a
friend
Tell a lie about where she's been
Send a pigeon, send a
fax
Write it on a postal pack
Send a signal up in smoke
Tap it out in
morse code
I'd prefer a bad excuse


To no news

Her momma's
been a little vauge
As to her whereabouts
Her sister says, "I'm
certain
Your romance is headed south."
I don't have a single
doubt
That she's still in love
My level of anxiety
Is just a product
of
Ooo-hooo no news

(Repeat chorus)

She missed her bus, missed
her plane
Surely, this can be explained
Lost her car at the mall
Got
lost in a bathroom stall
Joined a cult, joined the Klan
On the road with
Pearl Jam
Buried with the Grateful Dead
Came back as a parrot head
Got
derailed, got de-iced
Offered as a sacrafice
FBI, CIA, if they've seen
her
They ain't saying
No news! Still no news!