Locust Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear Lyrics

Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear Lyrics

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be?

[A:] Uh, the uncle.



[Q:] And in more trouble than?

[A:] A pregnant nun.



So
get a hole to hide in

or somehide to cover the hole



Pig's
Christmas parcel arrived

basically full of crap

and others lil'
treats.



Awe, that little pig.