Liz Phair Chopsticks Lyrics

Chopsticks Lyrics

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to
do it backwards
I said, "That's just fine with me,
That way we can fuck
and watch TV."

It was four a.m. and the light was gray, like it always
is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was
good to sixes
But all hell broke loose after that

I told him that I
knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything
after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
'Cause secretly I'm
timid