Lil` Kim F- Lil` Shanice Aunt Dot Lyrics

Aunt Dot Lyrics

[Lil' Kim]

 .. My Aunt Dot

 left a glock and some blood on my sheets

 Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets

 Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece

 Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer

 What?  She don't know I like my guns pretty?

 Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies

 I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}

 To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes

 Who are you?

 

 [Lil' Shanice]

 Whattup?  I'm Shanice, don't remember me?

 

 [Lil' Kim]

 She called me by my government name, Kimberly

 Who sent you?

 

 [Lil' Shanice]

 My mom sent me; her name is Dottie

 She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie

 

 [Lil' Kim]

 Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly

 She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match

 Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose

 and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit

 Then she handed me the note

 

 [Lil' Shanice]

 Here - read this

 

 [Lil' Kim]

 I just stared her up and down

 cause I couldn't believe this - then I opened it

 It said, "Bitches is out to get you;

 your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.

 I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.

 They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.

 And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin Shanice.

 Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her.

 Besides; she looks up to you - you're her idol -

 and tomorrow is her first violin recital, 

 and she would be more than happy if you could take her.

 Peace, my number's on the back of the paper, hit me later."

 Damn.. what went wrong?  

 Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs?  

 Bitches all up in my ass like a thong

 If this was a show, y'all hoes would get "gonged"

 Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on

 What the fuck you waitin for?  C'mon, let's get it on

 What?  What's takin you so long?  I got plans for the future

 to bring back your head like Medusa

 

 Chorus: Lil' Kim (repeat 2X)

 

 Girls be actin stink, and mad funny

 Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly

 Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"

 I know it hurts.. (I'm killin y'all)

 

 [Lil' Kim]

 Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather

 It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole shit together

 How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me

 and dress like me, and look like me

 and Nicole, it's like she lived in my house

 Askin me for money, day in - day out

 And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha

 She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha

 C'mon Shanice I'm takin you to my house in L. Conn.

 (I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll get along fine

 

 [Lil' Shanice]

 C'mon please, I wanna be just like you

 600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll babies

 Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,

 H-class rocks inside my baby G shop

 Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don't love them hoes!

 But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls

 Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O's

 Versace hottie in designer clothes

 Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys'R'Us

 Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus

 I'm the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E

 but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee

 What what?  I like the green, know what I mean?

 Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I come cleaner

 

 [Lil' Kim]

 You know what?  I like you; little big person

 but rule number one - no cursin

 Anyway, what you know about that?

 You too young for that, when I was your age

 I woulda got hung for that

 Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot

 so she could fill me in a little more about the plot

 Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two

 "Hello?"  Yo, what's the deal?

 Why these bitches buggin out; 

 I mean, what's this all about?

 "See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy

 They don't want you to win no more

 Soul Train they don't want you to attend no more

 And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends no more

 The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store

 I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door"

 For real?  "Yup, then I choked the bitch out

 At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet

 Through her in my backseat,

 then I dumped her on a dead-end street

 The other two?  Yeah they still linger

 But don't you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em

 so just pray I come home

 and when we hang up, get rid of your phone"

 Whoo!  When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother

 It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another

 Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex

 And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next

 Cause them other two girls, that's still on the menu

 is the reason why the story is to be continued..

 

 Chorus