Lil` Kim F- Cee-lo Redman Lil` Drummer Boy Lyrics

Lil` Drummer Boy Lyrics

[Bailiff]

 Will the court please rise?

 Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing

 

 [Prosecutor]

 Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to society

 She has shown a blatant disregard for the law

 And has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of duty

 For the vicious acts

 She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law

 

 [Lil' Kim]

 Pardon me your honor

 May I address the bench?

 They try-na assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt

 * Coughs

 Excuse my persona

 I may be hardcore but I'm not Jeffrey Dalmer

 Ever since I killed em

 I ain't been in trouble since

 It wasn't my fault I acted out of self-defense

 He killed my best friend

 (Who's him?)

 I mean them

 They was all dressed in blue and they want me dead too

 They had real grenade bombs inside of their palms

 And a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their arms

 See them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarm

 I was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom

 (Stop!)

 I heard three guns cocked that's when Tom dropped

 They sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top

 (Oh she's lying!)

 Lying? Blood was gushing on the floor

 Fingerprints all on the door

 Need I say more?

 Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blow

 Ploom! Queen off her toes

 They fell down like dominoes

 I think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the Matrix

 What was I do?

 Sit back and just take this?

 Yo I tell you now

 If I lose this debate

 Like in Dead Presidents

 I'm going out like Lorenz Tate

 See I ain't gon be stupid

 I'm gon take all y'all to the shift

 I should be able to say what I want

 What the fuck I plead the fifth

 (Now Kim, Kim)

 Fuck that Cee-lo

 I got to save the world

 The first female king and they mad cause I'm a girl

 

 [Cee-lo]

 Uh with all due respect your honor

 Excuse my client's temperament

 Who has had social intelligence?

 With so much innocence we have to implement

 She was slightly out of place

 But if you grant us a grain of your grace

 I'll assure you it's only stress due to the severity of the case

 Imagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoes

 The same sense of survival and the same nothing to lose

 Your children, your lovely wife

 I mean look at her

 The only thing she's guilty of is having no choice in the matter

 

 [Kim]

 Lord I cry, I cry

 From the things that I've seen

 That I've seen

 And Lord I cry, I cry

 From the things I've seen, ooh

 If you only knew the things I've been through

 Oh yeah

 You'd know why

 You'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry

 

 [Redman]

 Order! Order! Order!

 Order! Order! Order!

 Order in the courts, I'm examining her thoughts

 And the notes on why you started slaughtering the fort

 The men dressed in blue they were undercover cops

 Hungry to see another black motherfucker shot

 They ran up in your spot and no one gave the orders

 Even Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder

 (He was in on it too!)

 Yeah

 (I should've known)

 Yeah

 (Objection your honor)

 Yo objection overruled

 I know the news they tried to pay the grand jury

 To give you life sentence with parole up in thirty

 Now that's dirty, surveillance and you debate

 Fuck Will! Now you're the new Enemy of the State

 Angela Bobbett's cake compared to you

 And Junior Mafia that clique ain't scared to move

 So they took precautions

 Grenades from all force and

 Professional marksman with four fours of war hymn

 But you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck

 Shot back other bitches would've folded up

 Now that's my kind of bitch

 I know I'm the judge

 But I love that bitch

 And I'm coming with her

 Creme of crop and me I'mma hold her down

 Resign with A-K's so we blowing the trial

 Look it's a setup

 Yo Kim come on

 (I'm right behind you baby)

 Yo Kim come on

 (I'm right here with you man)

 

 [Kim]

 Lord I cry, I cry

 From the things that I've seen

 That I've seen...