Lie Detectors For A Greener Lawn Lyrics

For A Greener Lawn Lyrics

Herbicides.

 Pesticides.

 Fungicides.

 All in the name of a greener lawn.

 

 

 Call Lawn Doctor.

 and spread it around.

 Have the greenest lawn

 in your suburban town.

 

 When Lawn Doctor

 raises the rates,

 That's when

 you do it yourself.

 

 Dig a few holes,

 So to plant some brie.

 Bags of lime,

 Well, don't forget the mulch.

 

 (Chorus)

 Chemicals. Chemicals.

 More and more chemicals.

 Chemicals. Chemicals.

 Armchair quarterback on Sunday.

 Chemicals. Chemicals

 Lawn care specialist on Saturday.

 Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.

 All in the name of a greener lawn.

 

 When it hits

 the groundwater

 I know

 You won't care.

 

 You'll stay 

 Comfortably

 In your 

 Lawn chair.

 

 A greener lawn

 Is all you want.

 A greener lawn

 That's all that counts.

 

 (Chorus)

 

 

 (Bridge)

 Bet'cah beat your wife when a weed grows in.

 Bet'cha beat the kids when they play on the lawn.

 Bet'cha beat your wife when a weed grows in.

  (I) Heard you shot your dog, 'cause he shit on the lawn.

 

 

 

 Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.

 Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.

 And I'm gonna take my car and tear up your lawn!