Drum And The Uncomfortable Can Lyrics

Drum And The Uncomfortable Can lyrics

Take him out the back

Throw him in the bin

Dump his grimy clothes

Wash your dirty hands



Fake you're-on-a-walk

Walk up Bellview creek

Find a secret spot

Check you're in the clear

Strip from head to toe



Fix yourself with cream

Drop into the stream

Fix yourself with cream

Drop into the stream



Steal a silver car

Drive up to the town

Meet my nephew's son

Show you to our lair

Then you drop the knife



Money's in the fridge

Use the secret phone

I'll be at the beach

I'll be on the beach

I'll be at the beach



Muster up the strength

Fight a fairy snake

Fill the sacred pub

Joust him in the teeth

Dress up like a man



Paint your golden face

Look down through the cracks

Break the perfect fence

Listen for the train

Ride it to? Park



Lather in the sea

Shark-infested seas

Swim up to the rocks

Find a sunken box

Tell a mermaid, 'oh'



Tie the whales down

Ride the raging fence

Turn it to the east

Turn it to the east

Turn it to the east



Here's a tiny screw

Leave it in the wrist