Liam Lynch The Panda Song Lyrics

The Panda Song Lyrics

(intro)
Hosts: hi as you know we like to do allot of charity work 
and so
uh today we got a special guest coming in 
the're going to send someone in
from the city Zoo
as part of the uh animal awareness week
something we're
just really proud of doing 
and we try to do it atleast once a
year
*guitar sound from no where*
*short pause* no way buddy you are
outta here
crazy guy: I have to sing my tale to the panda
host: You can't
sing you're not a muscician no way
*cough cough* don't let him do
this-
crazy guy: this next song 
is the new first song from our new
album
host: what?
crazy guy: this is not a flabble song this is the panda


(actual song)
After dark the pandas stalk
Nightmeare creatures
with black hearts
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark
feasting on bums
that sleep in the park

Chorus:
the pandas are coming!
so hide
under your bed!
the pandas are comng!
they'll rip your ass to
shreads!

hosts: get out of the studio! get out! get out of here dude!
hey panda boy.

crazy guy: i shant!
the panda is indeed the most
mysterious of all creatures
shrouded in the inigma of it's black and white
coat
what kind of camoflauge is this?
black and white?
hiding in an
oreo factory could be
that's just another chapter in the endless saga of the
panda!

chorus
the pandas are coming!
to rip off your head!
the
pandas are coming!
on a rampage of the dead!

hosts: what the
hell.

crazy guy: like the shark the panda has millions of
teeth-

hosts: okay cut off the oxygen to the other room

crazy
guy: -which it uses like a hack saw to cut through bones, candy, and
fences

hosts: uh that's a lie

grazy guys: the chineese believe
that if you find a discarded panda tooth,
you have the powers to summon
godzilla!

hosts: wow!

crazy guy: i'm drunk on panda
mystery!

Chorus:
the pandas are coming!
so hide under your
bed!
the pandas are comng!
they'll rip your ass to shreads!

this
has been chapter one of my ongoing songs about the panda
we shall seize at
number 820
you will see me again mr. siffel!

hosts: just, uh get a
clue-

grazy guy: get a panda!