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The Panda Song Lyrics
(intro) Hosts: hi as you know we like to do allot of charity work and so
uh today we got a special guest coming in the're going to send someone in
from the city Zoo as part of the uh animal awareness week something we're
just really proud of doing and we try to do it atleast once a
year *guitar sound from no where* *short pause* no way buddy you are
outta here crazy guy: I have to sing my tale to the panda host: You can't
sing you're not a muscician no way *cough cough* don't let him do
this- crazy guy: this next song is the new first song from our new
album host: what? crazy guy: this is not a flabble song this is the panda
(actual song) After dark the pandas stalk Nightmeare creatures
with black hearts Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark feasting on bums
that sleep in the park
Chorus: the pandas are coming! so hide
under your bed! the pandas are comng! they'll rip your ass to
shreads!
hosts: get out of the studio! get out! get out of here dude!
hey panda boy.
crazy guy: i shant! the panda is indeed the most
mysterious of all creatures shrouded in the inigma of it's black and white
coat what kind of camoflauge is this? black and white? hiding in an
oreo factory could be that's just another chapter in the endless saga of the
panda!
chorus the pandas are coming! to rip off your head! the
pandas are coming! on a rampage of the dead!
hosts: what the
hell.
crazy guy: like the shark the panda has millions of
teeth-
hosts: okay cut off the oxygen to the other room
crazy
guy: -which it uses like a hack saw to cut through bones, candy, and
fences
hosts: uh that's a lie
grazy guys: the chineese believe
that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the powers to summon
godzilla!
hosts: wow!
crazy guy: i'm drunk on panda
mystery!
Chorus: the pandas are coming! so hide under your
bed! the pandas are comng! they'll rip your ass to shreads!
this
has been chapter one of my ongoing songs about the panda we shall seize at
number 820 you will see me again mr. siffel!
hosts: just, uh get a
clue-
grazy guy: get a panda!
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