Function At The Junction Lyrics

Function At The Junction lyrics

I'm getting ready for the function at the junction

 Brother, you'd better come on right now

 Because everybody's gonna be there

 We got people comin' from everywhere

 

 We got Ling Ting Tong from China

 Long Tall Sally from Carolina

 We got 007, the private eye,

 And he's bringin' all the guys from "I Spy"

 

 Tell one, tell all, We gonna have a ball

 Tell 'em bout the the function at the junction

 Sister, you'd better come on right now

 Talkin' 'bout that function at the junction

 Brother, you'd better come on right now

 

 We serving egg foo yung and barbecue

 We got chicken dumplings and kidney stew

 We gonna make big fun till the break of dawn

 Gonna shake a tailfeather shoot, it's gonna be a run

 

 Hold a shotgun on the rooster, and dare him to crow

 Tell anybody sleepin say, get out on that floor

 

 Tell one, tell all, We gonna have a ball!

 Tell 'em bout the the function at the junction

 Sister, you'd better come on right now

 Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction

 Brother, you'd better come on right now

 

 We got soul brothers, Jitterbugs

 Hip cats with crazy hats

 Pretty girls with pretty smiles

 All decked out in the latest styles

 Memphis Slim and Guitar Jim

 Betty Boop and ooo-boop-e-doop

 Mohair Sam from Alabam

 Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats

 Gravitatin' Hip-shakin' cuties now

 Talkin' bout some fascinatin' devastatin' beauties now

 They all be gathering here, from far and near

 

 For the Function at the Junction

 Tell 'em bout the the function at the junction

 Sister, you'd better come on right now

 Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction

 Brother, you'd better come on right now

 

 I'm getting' ready for the Function at the Junction

 Sister, you'd better come on right now

 Tell 'em 'bout that function at the junction

 Brother, you'd better come on right now

 For the function at the junction