Less Than Jake Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Lyrics

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Lyrics

Chorus:
Grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house
Christmas Eve
you could say theres no such thing as Santa
but as for me
and grandpa we believe

She'd been drinking too much egg nog
and we
begged her not to go
she forgot her medication
and she staggered out the
door into the snow

When we found her the Christmas morning
at the
scene of the attack
she had hoofprints on her forehead
and incriminating
claws marks on her back

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Now we're all so proud of
grandpa
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching
football
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Nel

It's not
christmas without grandma
all the family's dressed in black
and we just
cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
send
them back!

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Now the goose is on the table
and the
pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have
matched the hair in grandmas wig

I've warned all our friends and
neighbours
better watch out for yourselves
for they should never give a
license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with
elves

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Hey!
(Chorus)
but as for me and grandpa we
believe (x2)

grandma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our
house christmas eve
you could say theres no such thing as santa
but as
for me and grandpa we believe

(Merry Christmas!)