Les Claypool Vernon The Company Man Lyrics

Vernon The Company Man Lyrics

Vernon was a company man

He kept his hair trimmed short

And his
sideburns shaved

He was a Brill cream man

He liked Swiss and
ham

He drank beer out of can

On Saturdays

He was a company
man



Vernon was a company man

His hat glommed on to his
head

Like a bottle cap

His face read

Like a topographical
map

And he could chat like a bird

When there was nothing to say

He was a company man



Vernon was a company man

He had an
Ex-wife and ex-kid

An ex-dog an ex-house

He played footsies
with

A dead mans spouse

Then the Marlboro man

Dug him an
early grave

He's a company man

He's a company man