Les Claypool Of Whales And Woe Lyrics

Of Whales And Woe Lyrics

the bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seems

and he thinks more about
the way he saunters 'round

the posture of his father is not his chosen
destination

but though his head remains in the same proximity

his
chin with creeping dangle moves closer to the ground



he aims his
good ear best he can towards conversation and sometimes leans in awkward toward
your seat

and if by chance one feels their space too invaded

then
try your best to calmly be discreet

because this septic breathed man that
stands before you

is a champion from days gone by



and the
tales of whales and woe off his liquored toungue will flow

the light will
soft white twinkle off the cataracts in his eye

so if by chance you're
cornered near the bathroom

or he blocks you sprawled in his aisle
seat

embrace the chance to hear some tales of greatness

'cause he
is the most interesting ball of toxins you're ever apt to meet