Leary Dennis Life Sucks Lyrics

Life Sucks Lyrics

Spoken:

"This is a special moment right now

We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home

Send your parents out of the room, this is a kids song"



::guitar starts::



Sung:

Life's gonna suck when you grow up

When you grow up

When you grow up

Life's gonna suck when you grow up

It sucks pretty bad right now



Spoken:

Hey! If you know the words, sing-a-long!



Sung:

Your gonna have to mow the lawn

Do the dishes 

Make your bed

Your gonna have to go to school until your 17



Spoken:

And it's gonna seem about 3 times as long as that



Sung:

You might have to go to war

Shoot a gun

Kill a nun

You might have to go to war when you get out of school



Spoken:

Hey Cheer up kids! It gets a lot worse



Sung:

Your gonna have to deal with Stress

Deal with Stress

Deal with Stress

Your gonna be a giant mess when you get back from the war



Santa Claus does not exist

And there's no Easter Bunny

You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny

funny

funny

:::sarcasticly laughing:::



Life's gonna suck when you grow up

When you grow up

When you grow up

Life's gonna suck when you grow up

It sucks pretty bad right now



Your gonna end up smoking crack

On your back

Face the fact

Your gonna end up hooked on smack and then your gonna die!



And then your gonna Die!!!



:::applause:::



Something for the kids!

Well, I think I smell a law-suit in that one

What do you think