Teachers Don`t Teach Us Nonsense Lyrics

Teachers Don`t Teach Us Nonsense lyrics

Good afternoon Mr. Mangini (Good afternoon)

Yeah, I've got ahh.. three
problems in my class (Mmmhmm)

The first one is the Dinco D (Yeah
right)

He's always zoning out, spacing (Put him in
detention!)



[Dinco D]

Don't ring the bell I'm not comin to
CLASS

Teachers bein preachers how the hell can I PASS?

First day of
school and would zone to the rear

with a blind spot view and a one leg
chair

I asked when WHAT when WHAT when class ends

The teacher points at
the door: "Go be with your friends!"

YUP!  My rep was in effect to keep in
step

So I stopped to drop bombs for a check

Cause all I learned was
when where why what and who

And then I asked "Do you think this is
true?"

OUT! like a strike that's three and a number

Public education is
makin some dumber

Further and further away, doin it out of sight

In a
year the young, teacher should teach right

No class for a pupil without a
pass but gun

Back in to pass but now in ninety-one

B-BALL wavin
pom-poms to cheers

Screaming for the team, who asks "Where do we go from
here?"



Second problem is the C Brown (Yeah right?)

He's always
playing kazoos (Uh-huh) Making outrageous noises (Right)

Ad-libs... what
should I do with him?  (Yo put him in detention too!)



[Charlie
Brown]

Welllll, how now brown cow?

Make the girls go
OOOH-AHH-OOOH-AHH!

School is shaky, sometimes flaky

Plenty frustrating,
cheesy and cake-y

Why? AHH  Why? AHH

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... I was
never on time

Always cuttin, goin to the GYM

Stem and then I hear it's
him

The one, THE ONE, C Browwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

This extra curriculum is
beating them down

Ask the teachers, to teach me somethin

I can use,
because they're teachin me nothin

I tried to comply his lies, never
dies

insides, so I replied

"What about life?  The real (THE REAL)


uncut uncensored deal (DEAL)"

I must not go AHH in class

I won't pass,
at last for the blast

Stop the brainwash, hang out to dry

Nonsense I'm
convinced it's lies

Truth to the youth is necessary

Important?  Damn! 
I'd say very

March!  HUT ONE HUT TWO!

C'mon, March!  HUT THREE HUT
FOUR!

I'd say just educate yourself

Don't depend on your school for
help

Read and write, cause it's, evidence

Cause teachers, yo, they be
teachin us NONSENSE



Now last but not least it's a Busta
Rhymes

(Yeah I know which one you're talking about)

He's always talking
to the girls, talking in class

starting trouble, throwin spitballs

(Yeah
he's a hardcore problem, uhh... detention!)



[Busta Rhymes]

YO!!
Wake up in the morning to a big fat WOW!

Gotta get to school, on time
anyHOW!

In school, the brainwash epidemic

Gotta hit em back with a
rhyme calisthetic

Got enough beef with the kids who be switchin

Now I'm
in school, and yo the teacher starts riffin

this and that, and yo it's all
irrelevant

As I get older gotta build my own intelligence

TEACHER, what
are you doin

Is it my rhymes that you're really tryin to ruin

Back of
the class then I come FORTH

The water lies between us, it's time to
CROSS

Me being the younger, him the elder

If we were in a war, he
thinks I surrender

Kids on the block just scramblin AHHH

Cause the
teacher's in class just babblin OOOH

They're teachin nonsense, teachin
total nonsense

Then they wonder why we so disobedience

HUH, he tried to
break my back

HUH, I come, like black on the attack

Young and the
Restless, teacher don't test this

If you try to front, you'll be sure to
get this

POW BOOM BANG, straight to the grill

Teach the truth yo, relax
and chill

Pronunciation, vexed I'm pissed

Yo my man you better stop
teachin us that nonsense

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

There it go
like that!



Alright Mr. Mangini, aahh, what do you suggest that we
do

about Busta Rhymes, Charlie Brown, and Dinco D?

(Those three
problems?  They're never gonna amount to anything anyway

 Throw em all out,
expel em)



HELL NO!  WE WON'T GO! *repeat and fade*