Lazy Boy The Manual (chapter 4) Lyrics

The Manual (chapter 4) Lyrics

The warmest welcome to everybody reading the manual

The manual gives you the basic information

The ingredients and the six step easy to follow guide

Please pay attention to the useful guide and the helpful tips

As we lead you through



Ingredients

You need

A small piece of thick paper as a mouth piece

The most common is to use the top side

From a hard top cigarette pack



You need large size rolling papers

One of the best brands on the market is smoking

Because their rolling papers are very thin

And are the perfect size



You need

Tobacco

The finest tobacco is hand rolling tobacco

But a second possibility

Is to use the tobacco from a normal cigarette



You need

Pot, grass, ganja, marijuana

It has various names

But they all refer to the following three main types

Weed, weed is the bud from hemp plants

The effect is usually uplifting and mellow

Hash, hash is the pressed pollens and resins of the marijuana plant

You will experience a more relaxed feeling

And a stronger effect than weed

Skunk, skunk is the artificially grown hemp plant

And is usually the strongest of the three



There are different ways to make a joint



But we have produced this six step

Easy to follow guide



One, if you have hash you need to heat it and crumble it

If its weed, you need to remove the seeds first

And then crumble it as well

Two, roll the mouth piece

Fold the end of the paper three times

And then roll it in to a cylindrical form

Three, take the rolling paper

And hold it with the gum side on top away from you

Four, now mix the weed, skunk or hash with the tobacco

On the rolling paper

A good mix makes the joint burn nice and smooth

But be careful

Half a gram is enough to get four people stoned

If your beginners

Five, begin rolling

Place the mouth piece in one end of the rolling paper

Then start rolling from the middle going out wards

Let your thumbs do the walking

And try to give support and pressure with your for fingers

Six, wet the glue and seal the joint



Now you have a joint

It’s up to you what you want to do with it