Lawnmower Deth Return Of The Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns Lyrics

Return Of The Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns Lyrics


Bring back denim 
With lovely patches on 
And stupid girly bonnets

And Donny Osmond, 
Do you really know 
What I'd like to twat
Are
those seventies glam bands 
With haircuts so crap, 
You think you had
attitude
Did you think you were tough 
You've got to be joking 
With
haircut like muff, 
Now you've passed on 
All your worldly skills
To
the next generation 
Who think its a brill,
To block up my lungs

Block up the gents 
With lipstick and hairspray 
Where are the men?

Did you leave behind 
As your symbol token 
A load of crap songs

And a lampost that was broken? 
You're always played at weddings 
At
new year, barmitzers and charity 
Just fuck off back into the seventies

And stop plaguing me, 
Especially when I turn on the TV 
And there
you are again
On a naff clothing advert 
Well its improved, it's full of
women, 
It's the return of the metal bozos clowns 
Here it comes 
The
big clown rap 
About those seventies people I want to slap, 
Vander Graf
Atomic
Rooster Are first in line 
For a sawn off shooter 
Next in line
Noddy Holder and Slade 
How much cash 
Do they want to make,
Merry
Christmas 
Everybody 
That record is truly sorry, 
They just keeping
re-releasing 
Every year it sounds even more appalling, 
The seventies go
down In history 
As a shameful embarassing 
Memory, Joker bands 
For
the weak and feeble 
The only saving grace 
Was Pan's People, 
At
least a few 
Were truely great 
They escaped 
The glamorous glittered
fate, 
Johnny Lydon Stiv Bator
MC5 Or the Dictators 
But they keep
re-releasing 
Every year it sounds even more appalling, 
It's the return
of the metal bozo clowns