Lawnmowers For Heroes Comics For Zeros lyrics
I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for the day when marvel is
long gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing
better to do with their time, The one I most hate is Superman, An underpant
wearing flying phallic gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and girth,
I wish he'd been aborted at birth, I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no
hair, They live in space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of
space ships, I'd rather read a magazine full of gardening tips, Batman and
Robin help people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin so f**king what, They
live in Gotham, what do they want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd
still be crap, Swamp thing I really do despair, Looks like a
marshmallow with seaweed of hair, What kind of hero is that supposed to be,
A walking giant sea anemone, Come and join me in the human race, Where
there's no super heroes in cartoon space
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