Lawnmowers For Heroes Comics For Zeros Lyrics

Lawnmowers For Heroes Comics For Zeros lyrics


I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for the day when marvel is
long
gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime
Who've got nothing
better to do with their time, The one I most hate is
Superman, An underpant
wearing flying phallic gland,
On Krypton he collects his strength and girth,
I wish he'd been aborted at
birth, I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no
hair,
They live in space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of
space
ships, I'd rather read a magazine full of
gardening tips, Batman and
Robin help people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin
so f**king what, They
live in Gotham, what do
they want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd
still be crap, Swamp thing I
really do despair, Looks like a
marshmallow
with seaweed of hair, What kind of hero is that supposed to be,
A walking giant
sea anemone, Come and join me in the human
race, Where
there's no super heroes in cartoon space