Goldfish podge Keeper of the deep Knows to take His two vedge and meat, Give
him burgers In a nice fresh bun Set the cat on him See the f**ker run,
Knick Knack paddy wack Give the fish a bone You fat bastard Your stomach's
really grown, Here comes H He's captain golden golden fry Gonna pop you with
his fork And turn you into pie, You stupid fool You should have know
A goldfish shouldn't Weigh ten stone
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