Last Emperor Secret Wars Part One Lyrics

Secret Wars Part One Lyrics

Dig this and dig it deep

What if I had the power to gather all of my
favorite emcees
With the illest comic book characters and they became arch
enemies?
Inconcievable? Unbelievable? Yet as wild as it seems
The Emperor
and Stan Lee would coach the two opposing teams
Keep it clean no bats no gats
guns no interfearance
Comic book characters would go head up with raw
lyrics
Now I take, whoever might be on break from doin tours
And have
them signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars
Sure, for that kind of
capacity, you need a crazy large arena
that might stretch from west
Philadelphia to east Medina
If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view through
my label
And give free tickets to my neighborhood bums with no
cable
Yeah, that sounds phat, now that we've squared away the
propositions
Let's begin with the ultimate toughman competion
"Let the
games begin!" Set it off, it's the fight of the century
KRS and Professor X
would battle each other mentally
With rhymes, these two team captains waste
no time
Charles Xavier tried to invade Kris Parker's mind
He shot a
cerebral probe at Kris's mind, but he missed it
Professor X taken out by the
Blastmaster's metaphysics
Round two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see
this
Locked in mortal combat is Dr. Strange and The Genius
Here son, he's
no match, let that grafted wizard have it
'My Liquid Sword slashes straight
through Dr. Strange's Magic'
Another hero down, and now the score is two to
zero
Gy words from the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero
Now the next
fight was conducted in a rough like manner
Specifically between Reggie Noble
and Dr. David Banner
Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when he's amped off
the gamma?
But Reggie Noble soon became the Incredilbe Redman and slammed
him
You know how Redman gets when his adrenaline starts pumpin
Started
schitzin in the ring, so then the Thing tired jump in
Ben Grimm leaps into
the ring, and after Redman he lunges
'But Reggie Noble dropped him with two
Brick City punches!'
Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle
Eastern dugeouns
Ready to set this like Detective Columbo and his
hunches
While the ref's clean out the ring, cause the last fight was so
intense
Let's do a live interview with the brother named Common
Sense
'Yeah, yeah it's Common Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me,
So I
took him to Chicago and told him to take it easy
He couldn't see me with my
applejack hat and hightops
Colussus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y
Not'
Good lookin Common Sense, that last album was tight
Let me get back
to the ring and evaluate the next fight
Now the next fight had to be the
craziest of all times
We got Dr. Octapus 'versus the mighty Busta
Rhymes!'
Doc Oct versus Busta? Man that stuff is dead
He'll get his eight
arms ripped off, goin up agaisnt the dreads
'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you
think you grabbin?
The god can never lose, so you know it will never
happen
Lyrically making you sleepy, you'll need a nap when
I slap you
with my dreads, lights out, you'll kiss the canvas'
Before my eyes, I see
the demise of another superhero
Next up is Ras Kass versus Magneto
Now
anything goes when Magneto battles foes
Ras Kass had him shivering,
delivering ultramagnetic blows
Magneto was now deceased, and a wise man said
it best
"The sun rises in the east, but they can still set it the
west"
Now with all these heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender
He
got Storm from the X-Men, as if I couldn't match the gender
Stan Lee shouts
'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to chill
'There's no match for Storm,' I
guess he's never heard of Lauryn Hill
Now we all kow Storm controls the
temperature and weather
Started runnin' off at the lip, and L-Boog was like
'Whatever'
See she just got home fom tours, she's a bit to tired to
spar
So she clocked Storm over the head with my man Wyclef's guitar
All
silence is ceased, out of nowhere comes the Beast
Versus Jeru the Damaja,
the Black Prophet from the east
Releasing rhymes that will pound you into
the ground, there'll be no
round two
Another victory for hip-hop from the
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Now the underground sewer system that lies deep below
the ring
Is where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their
thing
Leonardo and Donatello, they both know we can do this
'So kiggedty
crazy Drayze hit them both with raw sewage'
Now Rafeal and Michaelangelo,
those two others who are brothers
Brooks smacked 'em with the Das EFX logo,
the manhole cover
Whether you're plant or animal, vegitable or
miggety-mineral
Before you step to Das EFX you best be hard like a
criminal
Taking you back to ringside, just when you thought it was
over
The last battle was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra
Mercenaries
and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' thick
But I'll get the military of
hip-hop, a.k.a. The Boot Camp Click
World War Three for '98 in the wake of
all these troops
I could see general Buckshot goin toe to toe with
Duke
Salute the captain, for rappin, cause now we know who's
hard,
Catchin wreck like Steele and Tek going up against the Crimson
Gaurd
Charging after you, smashin' you metaphorically smashin'
through
The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and Ruck the Irrational
Then all of
a sudden I hear this real loud crack!
'The military punisher Big Rock just
broke Roadblock's back!'
Adding insult to injury to Stan Lee and his
team
We've got Weapon X from Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine
You know the
routine, his claws can rip rappers for days
But here comes the Method Man,
a.k.a. Johnny Blaze!
Wolverine you can't hang, when Tical does his
thang
Paralize you with the venom from the Method Man's fang!
This is the
final battle as the stratosphere gets darker
We got Nasir Jones versus Peter
Parker
Nasty Nas at halftime, headringer versus the webslinger
Illmatic
versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the dead linger
He cursed the
day that spider ever bit him
And gave him a copy of the second LP, It Was
Written
For all up and coming emcees, I've got a question,
If I made a
Secret Wars Part Two, would your name even be mentioned?
Would you make the
final cut?
I make even the nicest give their titles up
Writing rhymes
slash fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt
Stick around for
the next battle slash adventure,
And if you see Stan Lee, tell him that the
Last Emperor sent ya *echoes*