Larry The Cable Guy Ode To Titties Lyrics

Ode To Titties Lyrics

On the first night in the titty club,

We was checking out all the
chicks.

There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes,

Look at the size of that red heads tits.

The first girl I tipped was as
flat as hell,

But had an ass that was sent from god.

I was horny and
even though i ain't rich,

I was tipping like a son of a bitch.

You
see you've been you a titty bar with 200 bucks,

It feels good to be out
with my friends.

In the titty club,

You can't be a good chear.

'cause there ain't nothing better than titties and beer! Git-Er-Done!!!