Lag Wagon (all Aboard) Lyrics

Lag Wagon (all Aboard) lyrics

Unemployment is my scene
Brain dead - the fumes I breath
Blah Blah Blah
BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBla
Carp is a town, not a fish
Too dumb to care
The
S.B.-Goleta connection
Feelin' like a champion
All aboard the
lagwagon
It's fast enough for me
Slow
Me-and-my friends
on the
couch
Give me a sofa and some snacks
The idiot box-that T.V. trash
The
V.C.R.-some stupid films
The remote control
Fuck the bills
There's no
point in a job
The pay just sucks if you're a slob
I'm not lying
I'm
lazy
and all my friends are just like me
(Chorus)
Garga jibs and metal
riffs
Beer bings and bing hits
I hate that scene
Santa Barbara
boredom
Goleta-postmortem
Small town minds
can you relate to
me?
(Repeat Chorus)
All aboard the lag wagon!!!