Lagwagon Beer Googles Lyrics

Beer Googles Lyrics

The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in
the flock
but 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock
And you can probably
see that we're not all that tight
A couple more drinks will alter your
sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying I have to be drunk
but
tequila shots make it more fun
I'm havin' fun
(Chorus)
Oh, Beer
Goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
She's
thinkin' he's the one
I'm thinkin' where's my car
She thinks I look
good
Obviously she didn't smell that fart
"Oh, what kind of cologne is
that you're wearing?"
Hey man, it's a start
"Hi, my name's Barbie"
"My
name's Ken"
The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
I'm drunk
again
(Repeat Chorus)
And one size fits all!!!