Kristin Chenoweth The Girl In 14g Lyrics

The Girl In 14g Lyrics

Just moved in to 14G

So cozy, calm, and peaceful

Heaven for a mouse like me

With quiet by the lease-full

Pets are banned parties too

And no solicitations 

Window seat with garden view

A perfect nook to read a book

I’m lost in my Jane Austen when I hear



[Dramatic opera]



Say it isn’t so

Not the flat below

From an opera wanna be

In 13G

A matinee of Socantota

Wagner’s Ring

And Traviata



[Dramatic opera]



My first night in 14G

I’ll put up with Pouccini

Brew myself a cup of tea

Crochet until she’s fini

Half past eight

Not a peep

Except the clock tick-tockin’

Now I lay me down to sleep

A comfy bed to rest my head

A stretch, a yawn, I’m almost gone when



[Scatting noisily]



Now the girl upstairs

[Laughs]

Wakes me unawares

Blowing down from 15G

Her revelly

She’s scattin like her name is Ella

Guess who answers a cappella



[escalating transitions between scatting and opera]



I’m not one to

Raise my voice

Make a fuss

Or speak my mind

But might I query

Would you mind if

Could you kindly



STOP!

That felt good

STOP!



13, 15, 14G

A most unlikely trio

No quite three part harmony



All day and night we're singing

[All three sing]



I've had my fill of peace and quiet 

Shout out loud, "I'v changed my diet!"

All because of 

14G