Me And My Skate Lyrics

Me And My Skate lyrics

Oh shit God damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid.
Oh shit, ah damn,
well what's happenin here? Damn helicopters
And all I saw was some little
skater kid
Come runnin by with a test tube, one of them glass ones.
Oh
man, I'll check the news
And find out what the hell's happenin here. "Hola
como estas?"
Fuckin commercials, damn yeah,
"This is Victoria Secretion
reporting live from Orange County California,"
No shit, "where just moments
ago, Officer Jack Mehoff and our
chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc,
member of the infamous
Kottonmouth Kommittee,
Skating east bound on Yorba
Linda Blvd.
DLoc has been at large and is wanted by press, parents,
and
authorities
For being a nusiance to society. Approach with
caution,
DLoc could be under the influence of a mind altering
substance."

Its me and my skate, skate
In this world of hate and
confusion
I sweat all day to create an illusion
Or a fantasy yeah that's
what you call it
You can be a bong tokin alcoholic
Well this came true so
I grip the mic tightly
And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides
me
After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot
Bustin grinds
and flips, my board is all I got
To escape the realness of reality
I
smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity
They say sobriety's the
answer to society
I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me
I say
it twice but they just can't relate
I guess its fate, my boards my
mate
Just, just me and my skate

"In other breaking news, reputed
rapper Saint,
also from the Kottonmouth Kommitte, was caught by
survalence
camera
At JJ's Liqour in the city of Orange
Making off with
2 cases of beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton of
cigarettes.
The
unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of
drunken
rowdyness,
Insighting riots, and abusive behavior, Saint was last
spotted on
Beach Blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence
of
alcohol."

Now I just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in
prison.
Thank God for freedom hook the bitches with my jism
Name is
brought up in many girlies' conversations
But it gets complicated with the
situations you be facin
My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock
fool.
So don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool.
like a beer
like marijuana.
She said "Hi Saint my name's Luana."
Lou wanna wanna wanna
take me home?
Lou wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?
But I get aggravated,
mentally frustrated
When I act like cuz your boyfriend player hated.
Left
jab, right hook, then I knocked him out,
I hate player haters so I pissed in
his mouth.

"Apparently local officials have turned the Kottonmouth
Kommitte
case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations.
The elusive
Orange County rappers, under the direction of Pimp
Daddy X are sought in
connection with a number of charges
Ranging from obsenity, influencing the
minds of minors, fake
ID's, lude and crude behavior, and demoralizing
society.
Right wing, religious zealots have apparently threatened
to
Quote 'Crucify those young punks.' "

Yo I got a scam for this, you
know I got a scam for that
The Daddy's friends are good but still I watch my
back
I like to vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat track
I got the scam
to get the green to scam for a fat sack
Too many vices and insane
extremities
I got no good solutions, so no quick remedies
Don't wanna
slave my life working at a 9 to 5
Fuck flippin burgers don't wanna drop no
fries
Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk
Just wanna
get upon a mic and let my skills start to flex
Addicted to the homegrown,
fly girls and
I'm not a loser look at you, don't wanna be left
alone
Addicted to the nicotine, a full time toker
All the more confused
with mi vida loca
Late night toker, indo smokers
Hey hey daddy x, daddy
x, daddy x, daddy x
Let your skills flex
Hey hey daddy x daddy x
hey
daddy x, put those fools in check
Live while you live you gotta live your
life while you're here
Time is all I got I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle
beer
Fear of life at times yes but I ain't got no time for that
I gotta
kick it chill got to kick it to the max
So when you see daddy x in your
vicinity
Pass the pipe, pass the j, say "what's up?"
I'm out, peace
Me
(me) me and my skate, my skate, my skate, my skate
My mate my skate
Me
(me) me and my skate, my skate
My skate my mate in this world of
hate

"After an all out man hunt by local and federal officials,
The
Kottonmouth Kommittee still remains at large,
Last spotted fleeing
southbound on Interstate 5
In a drop top Volkswagen bug, believed to be
stolen from
A trailer park complex earlier today.
The young vandals are
disturbing the peace, and reportedly riding
high.
That's our local news
for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens.
I'm Victoria
Secretion for KBUD, 420 on your dial, now back to you, Bob."