Kmfdm Intro (wwiii) Lyrics

Intro (wwiii) Lyrics

Welcome back, here we go again

A beautiful girl and some dirty old men

Before we continue the task at hand

Lets go ahead and introduce the band



From the land of volcanoes

The lovely Lucia

Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear

She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat

I could tell you much more but lets leave it at that



The Lord of Lard

The mighty swine

He loves manchego and a bottle of wine

Also known as Raymond Watts

He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots



The one and only, the great Steve White

His morals are loose but his shirts are tight

Challenged by few and rivaled by none

He's a low down dirty son of a gun



This is the biscuits crux

Solid rock against the flux

Ultra heavy beat delux 

KMFDM forever sucks



Here's your voice from the underground

Get ready for another round

Nothing new, it's the same old shit

If it works this good why fuck with it?



Andy Selway, the master of skins

Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins

His hobbies include but are not limited to

Things you and I would rather not do



And here we have Joolz, the king of guitar

He's only at home when he's inside a bar

Rings and spikes and chains and tatoos

He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes



This is the biscuits crux

Solid rock against the flux

Ultra heavy beat delux 

KMFDM forever sucks



Here's your voice from the underground

Get ready for another round

Nothing new, it's the same old shit

If it works this good why fuck with it?



I am Kap'n K, the korrupter of youth

My word is gospel of the honest truth

I am the father of industrial rock

And if you don't believe me you can suck my glock



KMFDM