I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus Lyrics

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus lyrics

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

 Underneath the mistletoe last night.

 He didn't see me creep

 Down the stairs to have a peep.

 He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep.

 

 Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus

 Underneath his beard so snowy white.

 There must be some mistake;

 Was I really awake?

 I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take.

 

 Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus.

 He took his hand and pulled him to the couch.

 It must have been just fine;

 Santa didn't mean to mind.

 Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine.

 

 Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus,

 And on his ear he nibbled now and then.

 I crawled across the floor,

 I hid behind the door,

 I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.

 

 Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus.

 They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair.

 Well, much to my surprise,

 I couldn't believe my eyes!

 It wasn't Santa after all but Mommy in disguise,

 

 When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

 Underneath to mistletoe last night.

 Oh what I laugh it would have been,

 If I had REALLY seen,

 Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!