Kingston Trio The Unfortunate Miss Baily Lyrics

The Unfortunate Miss Baily Lyrics

In seventeen forty-two, it was customary in the township of Halifax

For a gentleman to partake occasionally of ratafia

Which was a light-flavored liquor of amazing potency

Which originated in middle sex

And which we suppose is the reason for this song



Oh, Miss Bailey! Unfortunate, Miss Bailey



A captain bold in Halifax who dwelt in country quarters

Seduced a maid who hung herself one Monday in her garters

His wicked conscience smitted him, he lost his stomach daily

He took to drinking ratafia and thought upon Miss Bailey



Oh, Miss Bailey! Unfortunate, Miss Bailey



One night betimes, he went to bed for he had caught the fever

Said he, "I am a handsome man and I'm a gay deceiver"

His candle just a twelve o'clock began to burn quite palely

A ghost stepped up to his bedside and said, "Behold, Miss Bailey"



Oh, Miss Bailey! Unfortunate, Miss Bailey



"Avast, Miss Bailey," then he cried, "You can't affright me, really"

"Dear Captain Smith," the ghost replied, "You used me ungenteelly'€?

The coroner's quest goes hard with me because I've acted freely

And Parson Biggs won't bury me though I'm a dead Miss Bailey"



Oh, Miss Bailey! Unfortunate, Miss Bailey



"Dear Mam," says he, "Since you and I must once for all accounts close

I have a one pound note in my regimental small clothes

'Twill bribe the sexton for your grave," the ghost then answered gaily

"Bless you, wicked Captain Smith, remember poor Miss Bailey"



Oh, Miss Bailey! Unfortunate, Miss Bailey



All's well that ends well, I suppose