Wuss Lyrics

Wuss lyrics

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 I was a teenage wuss.

 In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples.

 I wore really wussy clothes.

 Most of the other kids called me a faggot.

 Even some of the other wusses called me a faggot.

 There was maybe five kids in the whole school who were wussier than I was.

 I was really wussed out.

 I was afraid of girls, and guys scared the shit out of me.

 They used to say to me, "What are you, fucking queer?"

 They wanted me to fight, to prove I wasn't a faggot.

 But I didn't fight, I ran away.

 {cussing in the background}

 I was a wuss.

 I was never into any sports at all.

 I never took showers after gym class.

 I wore my gym clothes under my regular clothes,

 So I wouldn't have to change in front of everybody else.

 I was afraid to realize my full potential in school because,

 To the other kids,

 The smarter you were,

 The wussier you were

 I was a hopeless wuss.

 Wuss, Wuss, Wuss.

 I was into science fiction and math and chess.

 It was not fun being a wuss, and even now,

 Now that I'm not nearly as much of a wuss as I once was,

 I still feel kind of wussy from time to time:

 Residual wussiness-

 The kind of thing you can never really leave behind.

 That's the way it goes.