Jesus Was Way Cool Lyrics

Jesus Was Way Cool lyrics

Jesus was way cool 

 Everybody liked Jesus 

 Everybody wanted to hang out with him 

 Anything he wanted to do, he did 

 He turned water into wine,

 And if he had wanted to,

 He could have turned wheat into marijuana,

 Sugar into cocaine,

 Or vitamin pills into amphetamines 

 He walked on the water and swam on the land 

 He would tell these stories and people would listen 

 He was really cool 

 If you were blind, or lame,

 You just went up to Jesus*

 And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed 

 That's so cool 

 

 He could have played guitar better than Hendrix 

 He could have told the future 

 He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world 

 He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky 

 He could have danced better than Barishnikof 

 Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of 

 

 Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood 

 That's so cool Jesus was so cool 

 But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,

 So they killed him 

 But then he rose from the dead!

 He rose from the dead,

 Danced around and went up to heaven 

 I mean, that's so cool 

 Jesus was way cool 

 No wonder there are so many Christians