Gary And Melissa Lyrics

Gary And Melissa lyrics

Gary and Melissa loved to make love

 Loved to make love

 Loved to make love

 Over and over and over again

 

 For the first few weeks of their relationship,

 They made love four or five times a night 

 They were really turned on for a while

 

 Then, to heighten their passion,

 They bought sex books:

 The Joy of Sex,

 The Sensuous Couple

 The Joy of Sex Part Two,

 The Kama Sutra,

 Even Yet Still More Joy of Sex

 Popular Mechanics,

 Betty Crocker

 Anything

 

 They tried as many positions as they were capable of

 Physically

 Physically

 Physically

 They were really turned on for a while

 

 Then, to heighten their passion,

 They bought sex toys:

 Ben Wah Balls,

 French Ticklers

 Nipple clamps,

 Cock Rings

 Whips and Chains and Bondage gear

 Bowling Balls,

 Dildos,

 Vibrators

 Watermelons

 Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty

 Anything

 They were really turned on for a while

 

 They set up a video camera and taped themselves having sex

 Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex

 Then, to heighten their passion,

 Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends

 And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends

 Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex 

 They were really turned on

 

 As the years went by,

 Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community

 Although they never married,

 Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block

 And they never fought,

 Except to heighten their passion

 They had made an agreement that when one of them died,

 The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse,

 But as luck would have it,

 They were both killed in a freak accident

 And died at the exact same moment, holding hands