If You Want To Be Happy Lyrics

If You Want To Be Happy lyrics

CHORUS

 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 so for my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you (repeat)

 

 A pretty woman makes her husband look small

 And very often causes his downfall

 As soon as he marries her then she starts

 Doing the things that will break his heart

 But if you make an ugly woman your wife

 Then you will be happy for the rest of your life

 An ugly woman cooks meals on time

 She'll always give you peace of mind

 

 CHORUS

 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 So for my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you (repeat)

 

 So if your friends say you have no taste

 Go ahead and marry anyway

 Though her face is ugly her eyes don't match

 Take it from me she's a better catch

 

 CHORUS

 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 So for my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you (repeat)

 

 Say kid YES

 I saw your wife the other day UH HUH

 And she's ugly

 HA HA BUT SHE SURE CAN COOK

 

 CHORUS

 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

 Never make a pretty woman your wife

 So for my personal point of view

 Get an ugly girl to marry you (repea)