Kevin Ray Coronary Life Lyrics

Coronary Life Lyrics

Kevin at the kitchen table
Short of breath, legally disabled
Wife walks in
she's so surprised
So dissapointed I'm still alive
I say I'm hungry for
biscuits and gravy
But patty melts that you always made me
And I can't
eat them, anymore

Chorus 1:
They say greese kills, taste good to
me
Day in, day out, it's all I eat
A third by-pass, unclog the
bile
Just to clog them again
Never felt worst, a constant thirst
Lordy
how my mouth dun hurts
I blame my job, I blame my wife
For this coronary
life


Kevin on the E.R. table
My vital signs ain't too
stable
Hey doc, I'm proud of you
I didn't think that I'd pull
through
And later in intensive care
I have the nurses laughing
there
So thankful blue-cross will pay

Chorus 2:
For the pills, my
IV's
A thousand dollar E.K.G
And that's the last
Time I'll need
angioplasty
It's off I go, too tae-boe
To improve my cardio
Guess
'bout time I said goodbye
To my coronary life

Sweat pourin' off me at
the health spa
That old stair master wore me out again
You know I can't
believe how much I've missed
The way I used to live

Chorus 3:
I'd
eat red meat
Pickled pigs feet
Always craving something sweet
My food
was fast
But that's the past
I can't eat them again
Arobicize, reduce
my thighs
No more german chocolate pies
I miss my fudge, I miss my
pies
And my coronary life