Don`t Touch My Willie Lyrics

Don`t Touch My Willie lyrics

She showed up at my house at half past nine

In a low-cut dress with a
bottle of wine

She said this will be a night you won't forget



She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood

I reached for the
lights, she reached for my tunes

She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger,
I stood up and said



Don't touch my Willie

I don't know you
that well

Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones

Hell, or
anybody else

I don't know what you heard

I ain't that kind of
guy

Yeah so don't touch my Willie,

We'll get a long just fine



She said she never met a man like me in her life

Who wouldn't
share his Willie on the very first night

I said it's nothing personal,
don't take it so hard



I don't pull out my Willie for just
anyone

There's a lot of other records that you can choose from

So
let me make myself clear before you go too far



Don't touch my
Willie

I don't know you that well

Help yourself to some Haggard or
some Jones

Hell, or anybody else

I don't know what you heard

I ain't that kind of guy

Yeah so don't touch my Willie,

We'll get
a long just fine



Keep your hands off my Willie,

We'll get
along just fine