Cheaper To Keep Her Lyrics

Cheaper To Keep Her lyrics

I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary

She thought
about it long and hard and then she said to me

I'd really like a divorce,
think I've finally had enough

I said honey I wasn't plannin on spending
quite that much



Chorus:

Well it's cheaper to keep her than
it is to let her go

I just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of
everything I own

Well I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t 

Yeah it’s cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go



She
handed me some papers that she wanted me to sign

She pulled out a pen and
pointed at that dotted line

It’s not the thought of losing her that really
breaks my heart

You see I’m in love with all my stuff and that’s the
hardest part



Chorus:

Well it's cheaper to keep her than it
is to let her go

I just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I
own

Well I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t 

Well it’s
cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go



I started thinking
about it, adding it up

The house, the boat, the car, the truck

When
I see my attorney gonna kick his butt

For talkin me out of that damn
pre-nup



Chorus:

Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to
let her go

I just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I
own

Well I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t 

Well it’s
cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go



Aint gonna let her go