Orible Orange Lyrics

Orible Orange lyrics

I`m an orible orange
Covered in chemical spray.
I`m absolutely nasty
That`s why I have to say 
That I`m an orible orange
(He`s an orible orange)
I`m an orible orange
(He`s an orible orange)
I`m an orible orange
(He`s an orible orange)
And you shouldn`t eat me.

I`m a soggy white sandwich
Made from bleached white bread.
I`m absolutely nutrition-less and useless, 
That`s why it has to be said
That I`m a soggy white sandwich
(He`s a soggy white sandwich), etc.

I`m a chemical kipper,
Coloured with poisonous red dye.
I wish I were a beautiful bloater
But next to a pat of rancid butter I lie. 
I`m a chemical kipper, etc.

I`m a lamentable lentil
Lamentablentablentablentable lentil. 
I`m a lamentable lentil, etc...

I`m a miserable maggot,
I live in poisoned fruit.
I always have bad tummy aches,
And very often puke--blechgh!
I`m a miserable maggot
Such a miserable maggot.
Fruit ain`t what it used to be.
I`m a miserable maggot, etc...

I`m an unhappy apple
Covered in chemical dust
I`m absolutely toxic
So I warn you all I must
I`m an unhappy apple, etc. 

...You shouldn`t eat me.