Fake Mexican Tourist Blues Lyrics

Fake Mexican Tourist Blues lyrics

Hey, mister, would you like my sister 
Her name is Juanita,
I think. you`d like to meet her.
She`s a little bit risky, 
Drinking always whiskey. 
But she`s really a tiger
Take you right inside her.

Hey, mister, got another sister
Her name is Dolores
She likes pretty colores; 
She`s a little bit silly,
Eating always chili;

But she`s very sexy,
Take her home in a taxi.

Hey, Juanita, Juanita Banana
Hey, Juanita, would you hold my banana; 
I`d like it now, I don`t mean Manana.

Hey, brother, what about my mother 
She`s only just forty
She`s especially naughty. 
She knows a lot a tricks,
More than the younger chicks.
And if you don`t like my mother, 
I got a very nice brother.